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May 25

iraffiruse:

Frozach Submitted

I feel like this post changed my life

12,437 notes

May 25

How to finish that last minute assignment

cjshark:

prettyflyforaredspy:

ruemex:

disgruntledota:

leetakeuchi:

I can not count the number of times this trick has saved my ass.

And people say Tumblr doesn’t teach you life skills…

this will come in handy one day

ATTENTION GRADUATING CLASS OF 2013: COLLEGE SURVIVAL 101

Reblogging for future reference..

(Source: gamerspirit, via flannelandpie)

343,481 notes

May 23

jimmyjamjimjohn:

rubywhiterabbit:

One day we’ll be in a Marvel movie, sitting there as something doesn’t feel right. and as the credits start to roll we’ll know what it is. It will flash up on screen and our hearts will break. “In loving memory of Stan Lee”. There was no cameo in that movie. And there never will be again.

(via olivia-wears-glasses)

58,526 notes

May 23

thathipstercunt:

tofucow:

justtogetawayfromyou:

more-than-50-fandoms:

inoticeyoureanerdfighter:

theannieplanet:

poisonousjoy:

kiwibutt:

cyberection:

pzizaz

it’s one of those things that flip on a different way depending of what you’re thinking while watching it

art: upwards

math: downwards

yep yep I did it I flipped it woo go brain

I spent like 20 minutes trying to flip it before it worked. jfc.

HELP I GOT IT STUCK AND NOW IT SPAZZES BETWEEN UP AND DOWN IT HURTS MY BRAIN

:D this is so fun

it frustrates me why i can’t flip this pizza up with my brain

NO

(Source: thankfully, via olivia-wears-glasses)

64,080 notes

May 23

(via firstflyfreely)

19,328 notes

May 23

I feel my life is so scattered right now. Like it’s all these small pieces of paper and someone’s turned on the fan. But talking to you makes me feel like the fan’s been turned off for a little bit. Like things could actually make sense. You completely unscatter me, and I appreciate that so much.

— John Green and David Levithan (via lovecanleave)

(via epicjohngreenquotes)

330 notes

May 23

thefrogman:

I am a team player.

(via j-aime-le-son-de-votre-voix)

24,132 notes

May 23

(I’m running errands for my pregnant wife. While walking to a nearby store, I see two teenagers harassing a child that is only four or five years old. I shoo them away from the boy, and he introduces himself.)
Me:	“So, where’s your mom at?”
Boy:	“She’s in the store. Do you have kids?”
Me:	“Not yet. We’re expecting a baby girl soon, though.”
Boy:	“Well, she’s going to turn out nice, like you! So, I’m going to marry her someday!”
(I laugh, and play along while I bring him to the service desk, and wait until his mom picks him up. Six years later, my daughter comes home from school and introduces us to a friend that defended her against a bully on the playground. I didn’t recognize him, but he certainly knew who I was!)

66,956 notes

May 23

gallifrey-feels:

i-have-been-johnlocked:

m-chi:

It’s time to take your medicine Amy

#reality

NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONOFUCKYOU

nOPE

(via olivia-wears-glasses)

24,048 notes

May 22

danhowelltakemehome:

littledallilasbookshelf:

Who says heaven is not on the earth; for a book lovers like me its right here :))

Oh if only I could live In a library

(via indra86)

111,396 notes

May 22

astudyintimelords:

OMG WAIT BUT THAT MEANS THAT THE SNOWMEN CLARA KNEW THE DOCTOR

SHE KNEW THE TARDIS WOULD BE BIGGER ON THE INSIDE, SO SHE SAID

JUST FOR FUNSIES TO MESS WITH THE DOCTOR

(via thefacelessdoctor)

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May 22

hotokichan:

insanityisallihavegoingforme:

… He is making some very good points.

I’m going to start calling cow’s four legged boobs.

(Source: insertfandomreference, via ourshortlittlehobbit)

164,169 notes

May 22

(Source: tentoo, via elsarah)

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May 22

(via kaleidoscopecolors)

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May 22

itsanearhatloki:

noticemeimbroken:

katonwolf:

ximjustinlovex:

sleeping-with-theveil:

allyykatt:

I’m a lesbian so i must have a crush on every girl i see.

I have a lot of guy friends so i must be fucking every single one of them.

I smile a lot, so i must have the perfect life.

I listen to reggae, so I must be a stoner.

My opinion matters, so I must be a bitch.

I’m comfortable with my body, so I get around?

I’m friends with a lot of guys, so I’ve must have hooked up with all of them.

I like to help out, so I must be a suck up.

I’m black, so I must be ghetto.

I’m black, so I must be stupid.

I’m Mexican, so I must be low class.

I’m bisexual, so I must get around.

I’m straight up blunt, so I must be a bitch.

I like to drink, so I must be an alcoholic.

I don’t hang out with guys, so I must be a lesbian.

I cut myself so I must be emo.

I’m bisexual, so none of my girl friends can feel safe.

I laugh and smile, so I cannot be depressed.

I like spending my day at home, so I don’t have any friends

I am gay, so i must be bullied

I am trans, so I must be a freak.

Most of my friends are dudes, so I must be a tomboy.

I’m on Tumblr, so I must have zero friends in real life

I’m a Muslim, so I must be a terrorist

I make a lot of mistakes so I must be stupid/retarded.

I strongly defend LGBT so I must be gay.

I’m from a broken family, so I must be a rebel.

I like rasta colors, so I must smoke weed.

I’ve had sex, so I must be a slut.

I’ve made mistakes, so I must be untrustworthy.

I really love him, so I must hold on.

I’m a Filipino, so I must be a maid.

I really love him, so I must be taken for granted.

I’m a Politician, so I must be corrupt.

I’m Blonde, so I must be really stupid.

I’m wearing a black shirt, so I must be emo.

I wear make up, so I must be a flirt.

I make alot of mistakes, so I must be hated.

I am a teenager, so I must be misunderstood.

“Forever reblogg”.

Wow this

this is perfect wow

I’m a Christian, so I must hate gays

I have big boobs, so I must dress like a whore

I’m overweight, so I must be fat

I’m not a big talker, so I must have no friends

I’m homeschooled, so I must be a loner

I like country music, so I must be a redneck

I like pop music, so I must be a floozy

I’m Black so I must like watermelon, kool aid, and fried chicken

I’m Mexican so I must hang out at home depot

I’m Irish so I must be drunk

I’m German so I must be hitler

I love this.

I’m an atheist so I must be a pretentious asshole.

I’m a masculine girl so I must be a lesbian.

I’m a feminine boy so I must be gay.

(via j-aime-le-son-de-votre-voix)

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